Dylan Moran talks about couples in his new show What It Is. Death, he says, we are all avoiding. When we’re young it preys on our minds and so men and women try different tactics to avoid it. Women try to choose curtains. ‘What colour?’ they ask of the men, waving two nauseating colours of grey cloth around – but men are too busy thinking that lots of sex is the answer to avoid death. ‘Sex sex sex’ they think. It’s okay in the end though because sex ends in children, and then the children pull the curtains down.